partie and pachoulli

wait wit

2011-12-06T23:24:00.001-08:00

Hold on.... Is J-Woww desirable in the eyes of men?

I feel as though she is pretty up there on the fugly train.

Or... maybe this post is out of pure jeals of her naturally perf bod.

omg someone get me to snap fitness

internet

2011-11-21T18:09:00.000-08:00

summer heights hai

2011-11-13T22:27:00.001-08:00

enjoy skalliwags

2011-11-06T21:37:00.000-08:00

Dyed my hair dark again so it would be like my puppy's.Almost as dark as your heart!

+1 moar mughsot

2011-10-24T09:05:00.000-07:00

"how do you get a eye abrasion from teh denstist?!!?1"

This new Rihanna vid sure reminds me
of the volatile, overly dramatic, domestically violent relationship
I hold with my boyfriend.

Sometimes

2011-10-16T12:26:00.000-07:00

Freya and myself dont take for days. I forget what her last name is. She lives one block away and when I see her playing hopscotch outside I sometimes dont even go and join. My stalker came to my place of work and my boss bought me a panic button to wear around my neck and it actually works and I havent even told Freya about this yet. that makes me sad. But our memories will remain in my brain for eternity. I love you BFF. See you next week. I have your tassled jacket and mixer. And some pigs ears for boo putt.

KARA

2011-10-16T12:21:00.000-07:00

So partie and pachoulli taking a little spin on these thing for little bit.

It maight not have what you are used to but allow your mind to broadcast.

Enjoy.

[P√] ＫＡＲＡ ► ωιηтεя мαgιc (1440x1080 ＳＳＴＶ... by wonderful-life1989

60s

2011-09-28T22:38:00.000-07:00

Andrew Chelsea and I made a video this week.
Check it out.

Good Gaahly

2011-09-19T19:56:00.000-07:00

HI IM ALIVE. DID U MISS ME.

Meet Ilona.

Ilona Royce Smithkin for Stylelikeu.com from StyleLikeU on Vimeo.

I love life.

hi bb

2011-09-16T11:56:00.000-07:00

will someone buy me these
these
these
these
these
these

Já elskam min góda

2011-09-16T11:42:00.000-07:00

hanging out
saving pictures on my computer
getting my nails done my mami flaca flame
and then playing with my two new frogs
and skyping with the dominican
and saving lives
and drinking brennevin
and eating street chicken
and staring at the sun non stop
and painting shit
and maybe going to learn how to cook n shit

happy n nappy

2011-08-31T23:25:00.000-07:00

I have decided that I need to restore my feeling and my thinking... working on my -ing if you will, thanks to a girl named Gabby. Releasing all of my fear and negativity etc. It's not a typical partie and pachoulli post, but internal happiness is where it's at right now.

Connections can hook into our energy field and negatively effect us. I am working on cutting the cord with someone I feel energetically entangled with and is ultimately lowering my experience. I've mentally cut this cord and am working on restoring all of my positive energy that I have lost over the last few years and releasing the negative energy I have gained. I have forgiven, and this energetic cord has been cut.

I feel happier already.

Oh and I went to Iceland with this super cool dude that I like

who makes me the happiest of the happy happy.

I love being happy.

lets go see a moobie

2011-08-21T22:53:00.001-07:00

u wanna piece of me?

2011-08-18T06:19:00.001-07:00

omfg partie and pachoulli

2011-07-19T09:09:00.000-07:00

It's summer time
so fuck blogging
but i love you partie.

+48 today you idiots.

ham

2011-06-11T09:38:00.000-07:00

fam

2011-05-24T20:26:00.000-07:00

here's a quick home vid from my last vacation with the girlz

titties ftw

2011-05-06T16:54:00.001-07:00

married life

2011-04-29T22:20:00.000-07:00

KATY!

2011-04-29T09:35:00.000-07:00

u sick perv revolting!!!

mama

2011-04-26T20:31:00.000-07:00

anywho

2011-04-26T20:28:00.000-07:00

2011-04-19T13:12:00.000-07:00

There are seriously few people I love more in life.
Brick is now blogging on The Hundreds...
Capturing lots of moments I wish I was present for.
Click!

ron burgandy or whatevs

2011-04-14T23:29:00.000-07:00

Here is a pic I paparazzi'd outside of our hotel

a few years ago...

My question is...

would you let this dude

suck on yo tittays?

the cobrasnake

2011-04-12T07:00:00.000-07:00

happy birthday to my two fav bro's

i hope you have a year blessed with

lots of boobs in both ur faces

and hope that one of you guys gets a dog

sometime

nevermind

eff U GAGA

2011-04-06T14:26:00.000-07:00

i lover u!!!!!!!!!

SO...

2011-04-05T08:41:00.000-07:00

SINCE IM SOBER NOW, I'LL HAVE MORE TIME TO BLOP.

GET READY FOLKS.

Christopher Walken looka-like arrested in New Joisey.

CREEEEPY HUH?

I WOULD STILL DO THE LOOKA LIKE.

K BYE

I haven't had a drink in 6 days.

2011-04-05T08:37:00.000-07:00

shit gurl

2011-03-31T23:10:00.000-07:00

kay is the sweetest girl in the whole wide world,
and super tight with our own dougie b and
skeetonmytwitts.

she's going to take over the world now, so you've been warned.

its late

2011-03-31T00:52:00.000-07:00

and I feel left out :(

goodnight

thirsty?

2011-03-27T20:38:00.001-07:00

good for dr pepper for hiring a transgendered person for their advertisement

say yes to low fat tuna

2011-03-27T12:05:00.001-07:00

emo tears

2011-03-26T09:41:00.001-07:00

Cute! from Allan Aranzaso on Vimeo.

puke larvin

2011-03-22T13:20:00.000-07:00

luke marvin put this on my facebook wall last night,
and i think i've watched it one thousand times today.
i've developed quite the crush on the red hat...
but the more i watch it, the more i think it might have boobs.
does that make me a lesbo?
i mean... am i like switching teams here?

simply fashion

2011-03-20T16:02:00.000-07:00

carb-load

2011-03-16T22:20:00.000-07:00

* METH *

2011-03-14T22:52:00.000-07:00

so I was sitting around the other day and remembered Devon Sawa was from Vancouver and thought maybe I could go for a walk and maybe run into him and he would fall in love with me and I would fulfill my childhood dream of marrying Casper.

yeah, thats not happening.

before

after

ouch.

2011-03-14T11:29:00.000-07:00

wtf is with all these young chicks who can't sing?
it makes me feel bad about all my audition tapes leading nowhere.

poor me

2011-03-13T14:19:00.001-07:00

my kinda man

2011-03-09T22:17:00.001-08:00

2011-03-09T15:32:00.000-08:00

awe ag man,

chip n i fe halloween

fkkn pos

ho

2011-03-08T15:47:00.000-08:00

i am furious that i dont p&p no mo. what the heck else is there to even do?
watch golden girls? no. i have seen every episode 5 times at least.
watch full house? yes, but then i get depressed n wish i was a kid aggain. so no.
watch my neighbours get dressed and go pee? yes, but they gave me the finger yesterday and then i got a note on my car saying that this was going to be my last day on earth. so no again.

f it all. seeing as im ded tomoro im gonna put up one last post. it isnt that good so screw u.

its a couple record sleeves i found in my estranged sisters recrod sleeve collection.

. . .

oh yah, and happy birthday to allison marinelli she is my 22 year old sister. hope u make new friends who arent students.

whoops, accidentally gave grandpa ecstasy instead of sedatives

2011-03-06T12:38:00.000-08:00

da full version

2011-03-04T08:45:00.001-08:00

deep sea bb

2011-02-28T13:48:00.000-08:00

Lykke Li: 'I Follow Rivers' from The Line Of Best Fit on Vimeo.

i dont care if everyone else thinks she is whatever.
this girl is my knight in shining armor.

so true. so true.

2011-02-27T21:36:00.001-08:00

nihead a d pit

2011-02-23T17:40:00.000-08:00

goodnight

2011-02-22T18:10:00.001-08:00

watagatapitusb

2011-02-21T18:56:00.000-08:00

i had a few kids a while back and i've been working really hard
at making them super tight.

its fun having the same interests and characteristics as your kids..
number one being supah ah-krazy koo.

haven't had the internet

2011-02-20T18:53:00.000-08:00

so i had no idea this guy was happening
ommm nomm nommmmmmmmmmmm

seriously? fo real?

2011-02-19T19:50:00.000-08:00

just moved in to my new pad...

i just want to know who wiped their shitty ass

with my hand towel?

seriously.

Maria Aragon takes it all in

2011-02-19T14:39:00.000-08:00

quote of the eve

2011-02-19T00:42:00.000-08:00

by resting your lap top on your lap, u decrease your fertility situation by alot.

-taylor archibaldballs

i am gonna get really good at gaming

2011-02-19T00:31:00.000-08:00

look at this new one i think ill buy it for my kids.

here goes nothing.

movin' on up

2011-02-12T11:49:00.000-08:00

ITS MOVING DAY BITCHES...

IM KNEE DEEP IN BULLSHIT...

I AINT GOT NO VAN...

I AINT GOT NO MONEY...

STRAIGHT MUH FKKN THUGGIN...

PEACHE

Personal Fail

2011-02-09T20:34:00.000-08:00

Once upon a time... I made out with a boy... not hinting who it is... but I think you can take a guess. ughhhhhhh

Smoking. . .

2011-02-08T12:03:00.000-08:00

causes so many health problems.
I would have to say the worst is face wrinkling.
I will never smoke because I don't want to look fugly like poor Brigdy.

Still love you tho @brigittebardot.

yogging

2011-02-07T23:06:00.000-08:00

oh my goodness gracious st agnacious

2011-02-06T21:50:00.000-08:00

This turned my blood into pure love.
Actually, I might be crying.

I forgot about my favorite blog for a while.

f and c

2011-02-04T08:20:00.000-08:00

howdy. im bored

i should be packin'

2011-02-03T16:01:00.001-08:00

gift ideas

2011-02-02T17:21:00.000-08:00

It's soooo flattering when someone names something after you.

If you want to treat your hunny to a super cute little diddy,

get her the Freya ring here.

fashion for frey ya

2011-02-02T15:02:00.001-08:00

idgi tbqh

this is not funny

2011-01-31T19:04:00.000-08:00

But if I ever see this he man woman bitch in my neighbourhood,
I'll Kill Her.

i just got a tattoo

2011-01-29T22:12:00.000-08:00

ouch
it hurt
i also got a haircut
do u like

u r not my fiend

2011-01-28T20:22:00.000-08:00

u r my best friend

2011-01-28T18:25:00.000-08:00

euro trip w my bf

2011-01-28T16:18:00.000-08:00

taz spaz

2011-01-28T16:08:00.000-08:00

gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie

this a make a mi wanna

touch da road de gyal dem sey ya 'we ah dey owna'!

click

love you mean it

2011-01-26T17:03:00.001-08:00

lady like

2011-01-25T00:04:00.000-08:00

If you have 20 minutes to spare,
I suggest you watch this.
Everyone needs a good TED talk every now and then.
They really are ideas worth spreading.
Thanks LadyLikeness.

this is how you feel when you drink sizzurp

2011-01-24T19:25:00.000-08:00

i love lykke

2011-01-24T16:18:00.000-08:00

I love this girl. I think she is pretty and has a cute voice.
She makes good music and is like Scandinavian or some shit.
Ashley and I also shop at the same vintage store as her because
we are really well off. Chelsea on the other hand, fuckin' hates
this bitch. I don't think I ever see eye-to-eye with @crankymarinelli.

2011-01-24T14:12:00.000-08:00

funny, I just had a similar hissy fit when trying to sing "its all coming back to me" by Celine Dion. WHY CAN'T I JUST HIT THE RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEESSSSSS

AH!

BABY DADDY

2011-01-23T13:45:00.000-08:00

Chelsea and I have decided that instead of having to deal with the stresses of "what are we going to do with our lives" that we would embark on a new adventure together. Child bearing. We figure to just get knocked up and move to Alaska and raise babies, that way we won't have to think about anything else and life will be ezee breazy right??? I took the liberty of brainstorming baby daddies for us and Chels, I think I found the one for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ... it would be such an entertaining baby for those cold alaskin nights.

fucking brendan fraser

2011-01-21T10:46:00.001-08:00

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

rvca

2011-01-21T10:34:00.002-08:00

I bought my very own home...

Erin Wasson's home is well... pretty cool.

gimme gimme GIMME MLAHHH@!$#^&

eternity for today

2011-01-19T05:31:00.000-08:00

I've never had a literal "fuck my life moment" until now.

I had just convinced myself that I could pass on my favorite thing...

But I was lying to myself.

I need to borrow $10,000 from someone

so I can do my favorite thing and at the

same time pretend I live a luxurious lifestyle.

Email freyamartin@gmail.com if you can donate.

love,

trippin da fuck out a my mind

hbd

2011-01-17T19:24:00.000-08:00

I want to say a little early Happy Birthday

to one of the prettiest and nicest people

that I have been blessed with in my life.

Love you girl!

Voodoo Truck

2011-01-17T18:03:00.000-08:00

They were going to kick me off the blog so I figured I better hurry the eff up and think of something worth blogging. Then I quickly realized that there really is nothing worth blogging... except for kittie vids and weirdos.

who did it

2011-01-16T17:45:00.001-08:00

reminds me of chipman

2011-01-13T21:07:00.001-08:00

still fashion related

2011-01-13T20:26:00.000-08:00

Happy Malanka!

2011-01-13T06:43:00.000-08:00

Ukrainian New Years at the Cactus tonight where you can have some of these

And not let this happen...

Russian Singer Natalie Falls Off Stage - Watch more Funny Videos

2011-01-12T20:31:00.000-08:00

waaaaaaait a minute
this dude is the smoothest hottest dude
i have ever seen in my whole life
so badass
#wow
#like

o h d a d !

2011-01-12T19:04:00.000-08:00

My dad asked me to pick him up from the gym

the other day, and I was waiting and waiting,

and then eventually I went to find him.

And then I found him.

more fashion

2011-01-12T18:12:00.000-08:00

Celine pre-fall is on literally every blog known to mankind so.... here

and if you don't like this post then

FASHION BLOGGER OUT

surra de wowweee

2011-01-10T23:25:00.000-08:00

As some u foo's might know, Frey n I are pretty in da whole carribiaaan ting. We cant be duttyin in the DR for one mo month, so we figure we'd get our danz moovez up n ready to go while we still in di city.

Der aint nuttin lie the goo dol surra de bunda baby get those abs u always wannit. If u try dis at home u might need a glassawata.

Mami work it

GET INTO THIS MAYBE?

2011-01-10T21:18:00.000-08:00

New goal: marry or date a Russian / Ukranian / Estonian boy.

but oh yah.....

Ukranian New Years is on Thursday and shits gonna go down at the Cactus for this evening. Hit me up on facebook if you are interested in tickets because it's goinnaa sell out.

bat sh!t cray cray

2011-01-07T21:52:00.000-08:00

Q! R! S! T! U! V! W! X! Y! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

happy fuckin bday freya

2011-01-07T19:52:00.000-08:00

FREYA IS THE GREATEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE WORLD I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE KEEPS ME GROUNDED AND TELLS ME TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE. BECAUSE OF HER I WILL BE HAPPY FOREVER AND MY LIFE WILL BE PERFECT. SHE DRINKS WITH ME AND DANCES FOR ME. SHE HAS A REALLY GOOD HEAD ON HER SHOULDERS AND NEVER LOOKS BACK. ALSO HER EYES ARE BEAUTIFUL AND HER TEETH. I MADE OUT WITH HER ONLY TWICE BUT IT WAS THE BEST KISS I HAD AND WILL EVER HAVE TILL THE DAY I CROAK.

I LOVE YOU SISTER FROM ANOTHER MISTER

The new WACKO JACKO

2011-01-06T14:40:00.000-08:00

A New Low!!!

2011-01-05T14:28:00.000-08:00

So... I'm bored and I've decided to do a DIY ombre hair colour on myself. I figured I should research what I should do for it,as far as the bleaching process so tried to call Chels but she's at work soooo these are the "experts" that I am left to learn from.

WHAT AM I DOING?!?!?! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd

this is her ReSuLtS YAyayaYaYaYaYaYa.....

Are you thinking Arby's?

bitch eyes

2011-01-05T13:33:00.000-08:00

Went to the Opthamologist yesterday.

He told me that I have:

A: one bulging eye

B: one droopy eyelid

I found these old pics and think he might be right...

HIGH FASHION PHOTO SHOOT

2011-01-05T10:13:00.001-08:00

I know you guys didnt want any fashion on here but FUCK YOU ALL!!!!
Here is my latest and greatest ~fashion shoot video~
For the highly esteemed Bertrand Times magazine

here are some of my favorite cover shoots to date

k bye
dont hate me cuz u aint me

New Post.

2011-01-05T09:42:00.001-08:00

Why can he get away with murda an not me?

2011-01-05T09:16:00.000-08:00

I love Tosh.0
He is so smokin hot and so funny.
And so rude, and everybody loves him.
How does he do itttt?

This is gross and you've prob already seen it but wuteva.

i cant wait to have a husband and a dominican baby

2011-01-04T22:47:00.000-08:00

i am so confused...

2011-01-04T19:11:00.000-08:00

Winnipeg is divided up into some serious groups of of lately.

You've got your bar stars

Your little emo friends

Your hipsters

The rich girls

The cool grungy kids

The weird plain happy kids

The skaters

And the latest.... the ultra sicko, disgusto, grime bags that might look something like this....

...who either do tonnes of drugs or who have tried tonnes of drugs but just stick to the ever-so-readily available kinds like coke, extacy, and weed weed weed. Who have lots of bruises, who only drink lucky lagers, who have greasy hair or b-o, who smoke two packs of ciggys a day, who have a lot of dirt under their fingernails, who may or may not have a missing fingernail. They don't like to have sheets on their beds, they don't like to eat breakfast, or any other meal for that matter, they have yellow/brown teeth, their consumption of water per day is minus 4 glasses, which of course leads to bad skin and overall terrible hygiene. I am so nervous as to what this world is coming to. Maybe this whole apocalyspe bird/fish flu/everybody is gonna die in 2012 is really a blessing in disquise.

Over and Out. Love to all! Happy New Year!! xoxoxoxoxo

new post

2011-01-03T22:46:00.000-08:00

Sitting here freezing and feeling so sick.
Thinking about April 16th.

partie and pachoulli

wait wit

internet

summer heights hai

enjoy skalliwags

+1 moar mughsot

Sometimes

KARA

60s

Good Gaahly

hi bb

Já elskam min góda

happy n nappy

lets go see a moobie

u wanna piece of me?

omfg partie and pachoulli

ham

fam

titties ftw

married life

KATY!

mama

anywho

ron burgandy or whatevs

eff U GAGA

SO...

I haven't had a drink in 6 days.

shit gurl

its late

thirsty?

say yes to low fat tuna

emo tears

puke larvin

simply fashion

carb-load

******* METH *******

poor me

my kinda man

ho

whoops, accidentally gave grandpa ecstasy instead of sedatives

da full version

deep sea bb

so true. so true.

nihead a d pit

goodnight

watagatapitusb

haven't had the internet

seriously? fo real?

Maria Aragon takes it all in

quote of the eve

i am gonna get really good at gaming

movin' on up

Personal Fail

Smoking. . .

yogging

oh my goodness gracious st agnacious

f and c

i should be packin'

gift ideas

fashion for frey ya

this is not funny

i just got a tattoo

u r not my fiend

u r my best friend

euro trip w my bf

taz spaz

love you mean it

lady like

this is how you feel when you drink sizzurp

i love lykke

BABY DADDY

fucking brendan fraser

rvca

eternity for today

hbd

Voodoo Truck

who did it

reminds me of chipman

still fashion related

Happy Malanka!

* METH *